Do guys really think they can "change" a lesbian?
Yes, some guys do.
It's amazing to me how some men think so little of lesbians that they think that somehow putting their hairy genitals in our face or in our body and moving in and out, will somehow change a lifetime of emotional, sexual, physical, and mental attraction to women and all that they are to us.
The lips, the soft skin, the long hair, the soft voice, the beautiful breasts, the inviting places that are begging to be explored, the curves, the sweet smell of their skin, the nectar between their legs.
Nah, apparently, we just want smelly, pissed up Dave from down the Butchers Arms pub and all his singing, all dancing, wee willy winkie. We just don't know it yet (apparently).
As a former sex worker, I have had more penises near and in my body than most women could dream of in a lifetime. I am still 100% gay. I have had the “one night with me and you'll like cock” bravado bullshit every single time I went in that room and not a single one of them succeeded.
“A good fucking” is not all I need, Mr. Wannabe Lesbian Converter. You can't handle having sex for six hours with ten or more orgasms during that period of time, so don't tell me you are better in bed than the woman that has me swinging from the rafters.
After a quick jackhammer, you sweat profusely, spew the content of your lower extremities into or over my body and have the audacity to ask “did you come?” after 45 seconds of what you had told me would be life-altering sexuality-changing sex.
I lie there waiting for this firework moment that I was promised, but you are already starting to snore whilst whispering something in between drool baths about making you a sandwich.
You can no more make me turn straight than a gay man fucking you in the ass can make you homosexual.
