How can a man please a lesbian?

[Caitie]

How can a man please a lesbian?

 

[jenn]

How can a man please a lesbian?

A man can please a lesbian by…

• Leaving her alone
• Not fetishizing her sexual orientation
• Not trying to get with her sexually
• Being kind and courteous

And that’s about it.

 

[heather]

Most of us like beer and hummus, although not necessarily together. We also tend to like roller derby, tattoos, and hair that says “I don’t give a fuck.”

We especially like to not get touched or bothered by men with lesbian fetishes.

So basically, if you want to pack the cooler for an afternoon checking out tattoos on Roller Girls, cool. Just don’t touch me, ask me for naked pictures of my girlfriend, or sniff my hair.